asshat

Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more annoying. Thus, their head is so far up their ass that it is a hat.
i.e. Michael English.

Michael English is an asshat.

by zoe2001 June 3, 2009

asshat

The inability to process mental reasoning or common sense. Thus wearing your ass as a -10 Intelligence hat.

See also Forseer, Imalilteepot

Shouldn't a Hunter or Rogue be able to pull one at a time? He is such an asshat!

by Bueller aka asshat March 22, 2007

asshat

One who frequently engages in douchebaggery

*Man riding unicycle in middle of traffic*
Get outta the road you asshat!!

by GVILLEJESS April 29, 2008

asshat

A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

Term of brother love used by the MAAN Clan

"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for Frag."

by Clown asshat February 21, 2008

asslammer

Assslammer, to "slam" "ass", referring to homosexual intercourse, but used as an insult. First used as a school insult after people got wind of "shitstabber". They then began making up their own ignorantly sexist insults.
I first heard this about a year ago, and as others have heard this it is now spreading across areas soon it may have spread completely if it hasn't already. (Mainly among townies yes the yobs who wear tracksuits all day)

"Get lost you assslammer!"
or
"Go assslam each other"

by dEATHkRAMMER November 27, 2004

asshale

When somebody's asshole is so loose that when they fart, it makes no noise, instead it releases a puff of air similar to a breath.
The exhale of the butt.

He got sodomized by a pole, now he doesn't fart, he asshales.

by ZT1997 November 20, 2013

assramer

some who likes to ram ass

Hey you assramers lets go to my place

by Joe October 28, 2003