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Definitions by zoe2001
asshat
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Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more
annoying
. Thus, their head is so far up their ass
that it is
a hat.
i.e. Michael
English
.
Michael
English
is an asshat.
asshat
by
zoe2001
June 3, 2009
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