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Relationshiply Anonymous

Leaving one's relationship status on facebook blank. The world doesn't need to know. Putting an end to that awkward moment when she thinks you're "in a relationship" and you never talked about it in person.
Chick #1: Does Chip have a girlfriend?
Chick #2: I dunno, he's relationshiply anonymous.
by MorganMakeout June 22, 2011
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smokeholics anonymous

An identification of anonymous people who try to regulate other's personal habits like smoking.
A statutory warning was insufficient on the cigarette pack, hence came the smokeholics anonymous.
by doodling June 30, 2011
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ballaholics anonymous

A place where dogs with a tennis ball (chasing) addiction can go for moral and mutual support among other dogs/peers in an effort to give up said addiction through a twelve step program.
Spot knew that Ballaholics Anonymous could help him face the demons that kept him chasing fuzzy yellow tennis balls, hoarding tennis balls, and hiding his addiction from his human.
by SkinVoyage January 22, 2021
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anonymous

The most experienced writer for urbandictionary.com. Never asking for anything back, he dishes out definitions and definitions.
wow that anonymous guy sure knows a lot of words
by Andrew Shea August 29, 2004
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Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality

A "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality" plagues usually dedicated, but susceptible former government employees, sometimes ruining marriages, and yes, even lives!
These folks who, after dismissal of any sort by a government or government contract industry, struggle daily, either alone or with others, to resurrect their former mental status to normal.
As the stalifying beaurocracy that it is, government brainwashes its employees to spend the most time and the most money on any project assigned to them with overwhelming preliminary hogwash such as diagrams, blue prints, and specifications in order to complete the most simple, or preliminary tasks. They can also incur much overhead in "down time" due to repetition after poor success in one area or another.
Any simple government regulated chore can be deterred by pages of grandiloquent specifications and regulations, or of just plain old BS.
When dedicated employees return to the real world, they have great difficulties adjusting in order to complete ordinary tasks easily, inexpensively and finally, successfully.
They frequently convene in small groups of two or more at Malls, churches and other social settings to converse and exchange methods of removing this mindset in hopes of pursuing an ordinary life, uninhibited by these beaurocratic brainwashing constraints.
A"Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality"verbal exchange with an old co-worker made me late for lunch.

There I stood, in the hot sun, drawing a diagram for a blueprint to dig ONE post hole. This is MY OWN MONEY I'm blowing here!
Jeeze, I'm going bonkers, AND bankrupt if I can't relieve myself of this "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality".


Oh, and thanks, I feel MUCH better now!
by Catholic devil April 25, 2009
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anonymous

The master of everything. By far the most creative and multi-talented being.
"This painting is by Anonymous. Wow, Anonymous thinks of everything."
by Manhattan Project May 2, 2005
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anonymous

Aha! To be astounded. An army of assholes, an association armed with an arsenal of asinine ambiguously adult anonymii. This ambidextrous armada, no mere attack force is an astounding assembly of articulate aristocrats. assuming the collective affliction has not atrophied, another day of ardent internet argument arises. Under the ambiguous aegis of internet anonymity, all annoying assertations may be announced with reckless abandon. the armored amplifiers of info, The antithesis of approbates, aided and abetted by all things arbitrary. Apology? do not forgive, do not forget. alas I am all aflutter, after the anticipation. You may call me anonymous.
The hackers calling themselves anonymous crashed systems and raided myspace.
by anonymous2222244 December 28, 2007
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