Unaided Alternative

Masterbating with your off hand without visual aid.

Since my girlfriend broke up with me i have to do an unaided alternative to switch things up.

by dirty fender May 31, 2010

Alternative Facts

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.

The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.

by poidogp January 22, 2017

alter boy

a boy who assists a clergy(priest) member in a church. They seem to be constanly molested by the priests.

Priest: Where is alter boy Joseph
Nun: I think he went to pray in the church.
Priest: Really, i shall join him
(enter suspensful music)

by Jessica Todero November 2, 2007

alternication

When people of alternative life styles get into an arguement or fight.

"Did you hear about the alternication at Smitty's? Yeah, two drag queens totally threw down."

by Seven Hyde December 19, 2008

AlterLynx

A YouTuber with some subscribers rivaling Pewdiepie.

AlterLynx wastes hours playing Garry's Mod.

by AlterLynx October 20, 2017

The Thirsty Alter-boy

The man kneels and faces the women standing upward. After severe tounge action to the vagina the woman will release love juice in his face.

"Man, Me and Sheila were at it again last night and i gave her The Thirsty Alter-boy when she stood up to get dressed and it got really messy."

"You sure as hell better have showered after that one!"

by Johnny Dingman July 16, 2007

Queen of alternative

aka Lana Del Rey

“isnt billie eilish the queen of alternative?”
“no, lana’s queen of alternative. billie’s princess.”

by tsxd September 12, 2020