Alter ego

The 'ghost' that you meet when you go to school.A character that comes out of your imagination,and is a criminal to your parents,because he or she took the family money that you were making when developing your hobbies and interests.

School may be boring,but your alter ego still gets to have fun!

by SomeoneNew June 16, 2011

Alreds

Short for "already"
Pronounced: All reds

Person 1: -playing a game and then dies-
Person 2: WOWOWO you died alreds?

by BRBJaneDoe July 17, 2010

altered beast

rise from your grave

dude i want to be the pink guy!!

by welcome to your doom April 17, 2004

Said the alter boy to the priest

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.

*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*

Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."

Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"

Friend 1: "Ick!"

by Ecclese September 11, 2011

altercocker

Yidish for "old shitter". Elderly person.

"Hey...look at that altercocker over there!"

by b-child November 30, 2006

chemically altered

Getting so smashed, that you black out and everyone says you flipped out like the hulk during your fucked up episode

Dude why did you get so chemically altered off that vodka

by T Dab September 21, 2017

digital alter ego

A pseudonym for someone's identity on the internet. This is who they are in chat rooms/forums/online social network (facebook, myspace, etc) in contrast with who they are in the real world.

My digital alter ego got huge last week, after my definition got added to the urban dictionary front page. I got 10 friend invites on facebook today from people I don't remember.

by Ebonyks January 22, 2011