Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they out out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 4, 2022

lurk alert

A phrase or saying one will use when they see a "lurk" or a "creeper" nearby. Used as a warning to female friends to stay away from the creep.

"I don't like this area girl, we should initiate a lurk alert"

Girl: "Look at that creepy guy over there staring at the children by the playground...lurk alert!"

by TARABOP March 17, 2009

Gib alert

Issued when a woman with large heaving breasts is seen in the immediate vicinity. Similar in nature to the California Highway Patrol's "Sig alert", but for a more uplifting purpose.

Driver: "Check out all these hot chicks..."
Passenger: "Woah! Gib alert!"
Driver: "Where?!"
*car crash*
*Sig alert*

by wuanitchank June 29, 2009

Boner Alert

An warning given to someone who has laid their eyes upon someone attractive

I got a boner alert when I stared into the eyes of kbae

by Noel Knight October 23, 2019

pdf-alert

A warning by the writer of a text, right after a link directing to a PDF-file in order to warn the people with slow computers that the link directs to a PDF-file, in order to prevent crashes.

Here's some data I collected that might be useful(pdf-alert).

by SNSP January 25, 2010

bag alert

When there’s some dank shit in the area, or securing an amount of anything of worth

Ayo plug is in town, it’s a bag alert.

by PharmaBro April 23, 2018

Spoiler Alert

a phrase uttered by someone before they ruin a movie/book/video game and by extention the next 3 days for you

Neal:How was the movie?

Jose:Spoiler alert

Neal:HIT THE DECK!

Jose:The monster in super 8 is *censored*

Neal: Curse you

by Gentleneal December 11, 2011