manual plumbing

When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.

Guy 1: I just had the worst shit
Guy 2: Why
Guy 1: Had to do a bit of manual plumbing

by MrLogician March 25, 2016

Manual Spliff

The act of ripping a joint and a cigarette at the same time.

"I know its messing with the rotation but pass me that joint so I can hit the manual spliff"

by mikamellian February 24, 2023

manual spam

where you keep sending random messages to someone you hate by composing and sending. It can be about anything as long as you send that person a ridicolous amount of messages.

Friend: hey bro what the fuck u always keep sending me these stupid messages and filling up my inbox

You:manual spam sucks don't it.

by Pothsot44 September 12, 2008

Manual transfer

When shit won't flush, you have to pick it up with your own hand and wrap it with toilet paper and then place it in a trash bin or anywhere before someone else notice your shit wouldn't flush.

His poop wouldn't flush in his crush's toilet so he manual transfered it to the garden without anyone noticing.

by HY371c January 14, 2018

Manual Shit

When someone grabs the shit out of your anus or when you pluck your own shit out

I did a manual shit yesterday

by eemujil November 30, 2024

God of Manual Work

An individual who excessively performs manual tasks of questionable value that could otherwise be eliminated or made easier with automation to save both time and energy.

Bro's the god of manual work cuz he be sweating all day cranking at them manual tasks.

Better show them some excel shortcuts and how to link files or else they'd be cooked like the God of Manual Work.

Bro's got skill issue cuz he's the God of Manual Work!

by Dats Bussin... December 03, 2024

Dick stabbers manual 6

Diagnosed stranger manual 6
A special valentine present for anyone who masturbatees courtesy of the war on porn inciting riots and psychological brain death and physical death in homeless poor pornstarrs,

Friendly fire

Firing on Americans

Theft from Russia the DSM 6 makes all useful medicine illegal and only placebos saleable. The dick stabbers manual 6 is the marine engineering of addiction causing projective violence in doctors against the homeless victims of police brutality and inhumanity warcrime

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022