Being in a state of zenophobia or the fear of Zen. Those who are constantly zenophobic are called Zenophobes.
The opposite is Zenophilic which is a state of love for Zen. Those who are enlightened and follow Zen are called Zennists
The opposite is Zenophilic which is a state of love for Zen. Those who are enlightened and follow Zen are called Zennists
by Zenophobe November 23, 2005
Get the Zenophobic mug.Zeni is maganda! She is beautiful and bad~azz from the inside out. She is the biggest Celtics fan you'd met. Your lucky to have her as a friend. She can talk sailor lingo like no other. Tom Cruise is her soulmate.
by Oki Girlz April 21, 2011
Get the Zenaida mug.A paradox in applied philosophy analogous to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.
Tenet 1 - Advice or information taken from Zeno at face value will always be wrong.
Tenet 2- Investigation or contestation of any information taken from Zeno will always show it to be correct.
Corollary to Tenet 2- When such a contest is resolved in Zeno's favor (as it always will be) the contesting party will be severely mocked.
Therefore, interaction with Zeno will always result in the interacting party coming away wronged or mocked.
Tenet 1 - Advice or information taken from Zeno at face value will always be wrong.
Tenet 2- Investigation or contestation of any information taken from Zeno will always show it to be correct.
Corollary to Tenet 2- When such a contest is resolved in Zeno's favor (as it always will be) the contesting party will be severely mocked.
Therefore, interaction with Zeno will always result in the interacting party coming away wronged or mocked.
A bargain leather jacket was purchased on the basis of Zeno's insistence that it was real leather. As it turned out, it was not real leather. Forty dollars was lost when a hot fork punctured a whole in it.
But mocking ensued when, despite everyone's doubts and harangues, Zeno's method for estimating hourly television power costs turned out to be completely correct.
According to Tenet 1 of the paradox, if the leather jacket had not been purchased, it would in fact have been real leather.
According to Tenet 2 of the paradox, if Zeno's method for power estimation had not been knocked, the estimates it provided would have been grossly erroneous.
But mocking ensued when, despite everyone's doubts and harangues, Zeno's method for estimating hourly television power costs turned out to be completely correct.
According to Tenet 1 of the paradox, if the leather jacket had not been purchased, it would in fact have been real leather.
According to Tenet 2 of the paradox, if Zeno's method for power estimation had not been knocked, the estimates it provided would have been grossly erroneous.
by Piggus McKenzie November 18, 2004
Get the Zeno's Paradox mug.Zenia , her best friend usually goes by the name of Zoe, she is a queen, YERRRR when i tell you a queen babez, she dosen’t run after anyone or beg to be in peoples life, your loss. Once you wrong her , you will have HELL im telling you. Zenia’s are not the relationship type, it will end in tears, not for her, for you. So choose wisely. The loyalty is not 100 percent but the fun it’s all there baby! Zenia is the best to be around and the best to have as a best friend!
Zenia is the best person ever.
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Throws bag and stuff on the ground, while stressing over the complication of life and all its problems.
John: Great, i just did a zenan.
John: Hey Smith im outside number 82 where are u?
Smith: Its 28 u idiot!
John: Oh crap, i just did a zenan.
Throws bag and stuff on the ground, while stressing over the complication of life and all its problems.
John: Great, i just did a zenan.
John: Hey Smith im outside number 82 where are u?
Smith: Its 28 u idiot!
John: Oh crap, i just did a zenan.
by NoMaNanez February 20, 2009
Get the Zenan mug.Not your typical blue eyed blonde- Usually in possession of great cleavage and not afraid to use it to her advantage.
Usually gets what she wants, although she needs to work for it occasionally. Has no problem with PDA at a train station with people standing around, and loves getting kissed on the neck.
Usually gets what she wants, although she needs to work for it occasionally. Has no problem with PDA at a train station with people standing around, and loves getting kissed on the neck.
Lisa:
Oh damn, it's Zena- she took that hot guy off the market again... but apparently they are keeping it a secret.
Anna:
I bet she had to work for that one.
Oh damn, it's Zena- she took that hot guy off the market again... but apparently they are keeping it a secret.
Anna:
I bet she had to work for that one.
by Iwouldneversaythisinpublic January 21, 2013
Get the Zena mug.Usually an african who has escaped to the northern parts of europe due to the massive pressure of having a big penis.
And altso often shows a compulsive lust for cheap groceries
And altso often shows a compulsive lust for cheap groceries
Woman 1: That guy has such a big penis, but allways buys the cheap groceries...
Woman 2: That makes sense, he's a Zenawi
Woman 2: That makes sense, he's a Zenawi
by martdawg86 February 7, 2010
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