Zenan

To consistently, hopelessly and epically fail at something.

John: OMG wheres my wallet?!
Throws bag and stuff on the ground, while stressing over the complication of life and all its problems.
John: Great, i just did a zenan.

John: Hey Smith im outside number 82 where are u?
Smith: Its 28 u idiot!
John: Oh crap, i just did a zenan.

by NoMaNanez February 20, 2009