Yo Momma Jokes

A funny joke about someone's mom, such as, Yo momma's so fat to get her through a doorway you have to grease it and hold a Twinkie in front of it. Or, yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number.

Bob: You got a fat momma
Jeff: Oh yeah? Well yo momma's so fat when she wears an orange jumpsuit and jogs up a hill people think the sun is rising!
Bob: Gotta admit, there are lots of good yo momma jokes in the world. You got that of the internet, didn't you
Jeff: Yah

by Infinity Hana November 1, 2019

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yo momma go to cowwage

The key root is "yo momma".

A commonly used term is "Yo Momma Goes to College!"

Except when you ghettofy it, it becomes "Yo Momma Go to Cowwage" showing emphasis on cowwage and how incorrect it sounds.

Pronounced: Yo Momma (Maw-muh) Go To Cowwage (Caw-Wedge)

Sam: Yeah I just got accepted to Pepperdine in Malibu, I'm psyched!!

Bill: You go to college?? Hah!

Sam: Uhh, yeah I go to college....

Michael: YO MOMMA GO TO COWWAGE!!

Bill: LOL!

Sam: Uh.....ok.....?

by HELLO BEAUTIFUL SEXY LESBIANS January 12, 2008

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yo momma

normally the beginning of a derogatory joke for people’s mother.

“dang jack, yo momma so ugly her reflection said “i quit””

by halfAlienSus October 24, 2019

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I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!

NW 79th Street in Miami is a street where ghetto hoes do the walk and turn their tricks. Basically it's an insult meaning your mom is a whore.

Willie says to Jefferson: "Damn nigga, your girl has big fat cankles!!"
Jefferson: "Oh yeah? Well, I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!"
Willie: "Shit motherfucka, don't talk about my momma."

by StewieMiami May 6, 2011

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