Yolk

a yolk is a joke.

issa yolk fam.
i just told the funniest yolk bro

by what now??? April 21, 2017

Yolks

Irish slang term for the drug Ecstasy also referred to as bangers.

A recreational drug. Used in a sentence as she was off her head on yolks

by Mully89 March 15, 2020

Get yolked

Similar to “get wrecked”, this is said when someone around you takes a massive L.

Yolk-what’s splattered on a house after getting egged
Get yoked-A phrase which, in the fitness world means to get strong
Get yolked-sucks for you/get better

“UGH I LOST. I want a rematch”
“Get yolked ✌️”

by anonymous July 17, 2023

Yolk 'N' Choke

Noun - Slang for Oral Sex, where the recipient has a penis. Used typically if the supplier gags at some point throughout the service.

"She gave me a good Yolk 'N' Choke last night. Kinda sucks that she didn't swallow, though."

by AlexanderLesher January 7, 2022

yolk it

to steal something

"I didn't have time to ask if I could take it, so I straight yolked it"

"I don't have money to pay for it"
"Just yolk it!"

by refelos December 17, 2009

Yolking

Instead of saying "I'm joking" one says "I'm yolking". Egg pun.

"I love ___." "What bro? That's weird." "I'm yolking, chill"

by Super Krazy May 1, 2025

rotten egg yolks

a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma February 6, 2013