whuttered

drunk, crunk, inebriated, wasted, tired, any state of mind where you're acting really silly and don't remember much of it.

Dude, we stayed up last night until like 5:00 in the morning...and when we woke up at 8:00 to eat pancakes and oatmeal...we didn't remember much of the previous night except how fun it was because of how whuttered we were.

by Lil' Jon K May 5, 2005

Watter

A small alien-like creature with three eyes, small teen, and four arms that lives in the human brain. It is an asexual meaning it can reproduce with itself. It is spread from person to person making it a communicable creature. It feeds on brain juice. Its symptoms include : throwing up, day dreaming, loopyness, producing more pee, tripping, laughing, and smiling awkwardly. Also, the Freezies (extreme case), Coldies, and the Igloo. Unfourtunetly, there is NO known cure. The end result? You die. Hahaha!

Watter 1 : We are the Watters and we like your brain.
Person : Dammit!

by Watter21 June 6, 2011

Pussy Wetter

Something of exceptional greatness. Usually referring to your swag that attracts the females. It can be literally anything, such as a hat, a drink, a recent breakthrough in your personality, and even puberty when you hit it (your first pubes are mental pussy wetters). Also referred to as a PW or a P-Dub.

Frankie: Bro I just acquired a new snapback.
Slade: Definitely a Pussy Wetter....
Frankie: I'll be sure to snag the hoes with this.....
Slade: BET

Frankie: I need to go buy a PW for tonight.
Slade: You can borrow my sombrero....
Frankie: BET

Slade: I'll be P-Dubbin' tonight!
Frankie: What's going down?

Slade: Im going over to Jeanette's...
Frankie: BET

by stankytartagarello December 9, 2011

wuthering heights

One of many incoherant and very weird Kate Bush Songs. Based on the book.

Heathcliff! It's me, i'm Cathy come home..
I'm so co-o-o-old, let me in-a-your window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

"Skids Witter" collection

all of the furniture upholstery and linens in one's home having skid marks left by one's dog, cat, or other pet. Based upon my personal experiences with my dog, "Bruce" Witter.

"Hey, before you sit on my sofa, would you like to check out the "Skids Witter" collection?"

by BWitter February 15, 2005

Shirt wetter

Refering to a retarded person, as for they druel on their shirts, so the actually sane people can make fun of the dumbasses.

Wow! You stupid shirt wetter!

by Will Spalding November 26, 2006

bed wetter

the biggie pink lemonade at wendy's

I'd like some nuggets, a bowl of chili, a junior bacon plain, and a bed wetter por favor.

by lint538 May 15, 2005