Wild Eugene

A very dangerous and hazardous individual that has not been held in captivity and roams around freely around schools and the internet. Wild Eugenes are known for wearing light-up sketchers, carrying an AR-15 in their massive backpacks, and frequently striking {Birdman} videos if they feel triggered. It has also been a scientifically proven fact that Wild Eugenes are active supporters of political correctness and die shortly after a school shooting.

According to statistics, it has been concluded that {Birdman} and his subscribers have brought justice to over 300 Wild Eugenes, 90% which visit Buzzfeed on a daily basis and post actively on their Tumblr blog.

by YoyoKingsingh February 10, 2017

wild ass nigga

When a dude just doesn't give a fuck and is down for whatever, whenever.

That's a wild ass nigga, he got a rock and roll tattoo on his ass.

by Wildassdude May 3, 2017

Douches Wild

1) Wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game.

2) Any instance of doucheism with no real term to describe it.

1) Joe is a douches wild.

2) Chad is wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game. Douches wild!

by Human/Rodite February 1, 2010

Frank's Wild Years

This album was Tom Wait's 1987 release. In all actuality, it was the soundtrack to a play of the same name that Waits had written and starred in, it was about a murderous accordion player. One of his most popular songs, Innocent When You Dream, is on the album. More Than Rain is here with I'll Be Gone, as well. It is a sad sort of album, but with plenty of up tempo music and a bit of old style jazziness to it.

An excerpt from Frank's Wild Years'
Straight Up To The Top (Rhumba)-

I'm going straight up to the top
Up where the air is fresh and clean
I know that I will never stop, no no
Until I know I'm wild and free
I'm like a champagne bubble
Pop pop pop

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

welder's bench

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.

by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007

Wild Wank

Masturbation to the extreame. A male gets a throbbing erection and he is so horny that all he can do is jerk it off as hard and fast as he can to squirt his man juice out. Usually identified if you see a penis that is much much redder then the rest of the body. After a Wild Wank one finds that it takes a few days to be able to wank again, as your penis is sore and can only be used to pee.

I hadnt jerked off for 3 whole weeks while I was at my grandparent's house and had to share a room with grandpa. When I got home my dick had been hard for 5 whole days already and it took all my restraint to not wank off then and there at the dinner table with mum and dad. After dinner I ran to my room, locked the door and gave myself a wild wank. It only took 30 seconds to blow my man juice but I think I took 120 hard strokes in that time. My poor penis was sensitive for half a week. Had to wear boxers instead of briefs.

by Callum6969 May 15, 2009

Wild Eep!

The incredibly beautiful, but eerilly mystifying, sound a mac makes when you make a mistake...was removed in os 9 but can be brought backif you have the sound file

EEP.... i made an oopsie

by cactusjack901 January 12, 2005