Wanderism

A saying by TTPG board member wander that uses incorrect grammar and sentence structure a statement that only makes sense to wander. A statement or sentence that is funny because of how retarded it sounds.

Wanderism "I will tell you what the problem.
I don't know where you come from but can you explain to me what you put in and explain it really well.

I have other things to do then to think below your belt.
There‘s a lot in the mess itself.

You were self defense"

by joepizza September 5, 2010

wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.

Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.

by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008

wendell krinn highschool

a school full of fags and emos with motor oil lip stick and dog collars, also a lot of nerds at this school and retards, girls would easily get dress coded and be forced to wear a neon green shirt bigger than them, it’s literally the definition of fag, hence the nickname “gaytech”

wendell krinn highschool- school of fags, emos, and nerds that were forced to come here by they’re parents

by nigman999 September 8, 2021

fart weeder

one that hangs out in mens bathrooms to smell a strangers fart

i went to the rest stop last night and was a fart weeder for two hours

by mr. garbear December 10, 2016

Rig Welder

The welders that make all the money (typically between 200k-500k/year), do all the cocaine, fuck all the strippers and still show up at 6AM every day for work. If you drive a car, use a cell phone, stay warm at night in winter or eat fresh produce...it's because of a rig welder. So you should find one and have sex with him for everything they do that you don't even realize.

Oh my god, Jill! Did you see those two rig welders sitting at the bar? There is nothing sexier than a hard working welder with starched FR's.

by RIG_WELDER_ June 10, 2017

arsene wenger

Manager of Arsenal, the best thing that has happened to football in england since studs on boots, with intellect comparable to Einstien

arsene wenger led arsenal to another win over spurds

by Matthieu April 1, 2005

Wendel

A beautiful man with a beautiful heart and soul. This man is someone who puts others before himself and has endless love to give. A Wendel may have his own demons on the inside but he hides them well to help people tackle their own problems. He always puts others first and is highly intelligent. Wendel also has a soulmate, always a Lauren. Together they help the world and defeat negativity. They spread smiles and love

He is always there for me, what a Wendel

by Miss.SpaceGhost April 20, 2020