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Hipster Wannabe

Pretty self-explanatory - someone who thinks they're a hipster.

This type of person is in abundance on Twitter, usually with the screen name 'Sheldon Cooper'. They also have a habit of ending tweets with 'though', despite the actual tweet having no relation to anything. They also use other annoying buzzwords on Twitter. In addition to this, they think that liking The Big Bang Theory and bacon makes them look really edgy and random, and they all seem to think they're socially awkward despite tweeing their life stories to thousands of followers.

Commonly confused with real hipsters. However, whilst real hipsters stay true to the definition and listen to obscure, unheard of musical acts, Hipster Wannabes like currently popular acts despite them thinking that they're alternative for doing so, such as OFWGKTA, You Me At Six, Two Door Cinema Club, Arctic Monkeys and Foster The People.

They are an evolution of the Scene Kid from the mid-2000s, only more obnoxious and pretentious, and even less self-aware.
Real Hipster: "I think I'm gonna listen to some Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti and then head out to drink some Hungarian lager whilst discussing the latest Sufjan Stevens record"

Hipster Wannabe: "Socially awkward but happy because bacon, The Big Bang Theory and You Me At Six though ok"
by tweeterlolz November 1, 2012
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MLG Wannabes

When gamers have a giant ego and think they are really good at a certain video game. (usually Call Of Duty)

These people are really not very good and an average skilled player could easily beat them. They usually use the easiest and overused tactics on you( Dropshotting,Pre-firing,Mp40 Jugg, M16, etc.)

They will also have the most retarded gamertags that include alternating caps, double uncapital i's, and use of the periodic table of elements.

They usually have retarded bios talking about their gb clan and how good they are and an MLG Gamerpicture.
MLG Wannabes iiTz Pr0N0XiiDe and SwAgGeR SkiiLzZ were dropshotting and clutching a Search And Destroy match in Call Of Duty 4 with their M16 Red Dots. In their bios they mentioned their DubZ clan is 4-3 on gb and they are ranked 15k!
by iSouljaBoytellem June 3, 2009
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I wanna be the guy

IWBTG is a very hard video game where everything can and will try to kill y- *SPLAT*

GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN
by Edrobot August 28, 2009
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wannabippy

A Wannabe hippy. Someone who wants to be a hippy but just can't do it.

This is a term often used by people who admire the earth and scoff at those people who have acquired all the 60's trademarks yet don't get the point.

In other words, this is commonly used by Wannabippies to describe a different style of Wannabippy.
An Excuse to Get Frequently Stoned - Daily Hygienic Rituals + (Grateful Dead Paraphernalia - Appreciation of Grateful Dead Music) + (Love of Earth – Conservation) = Wannabippy

or:

Stoner + Hypocritical Ecophile = Wannabippy
by Reyn September 6, 2005
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WannaBieber

A person who Acts/Looks like Justin Bieber,
or attempts to disguise themselves as Justin Bieber.
This sometimes happens with teenage boys who think that if they act/look like Justin Bieber then they have a chance at getting laid.
Kid - Woah! My friend John totally looks like Justin Bieber!
Other Kid - Pshhh... What a Wannabieber...
by stldrummer March 7, 2011
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2 am wanna play?

a saying said when its 2 am and you wanna talk to someone bc you cant sleep
tot: 2 am wanna play?

👁👄👁 : no
by duckextractor123 May 12, 2020
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Wannabe

Someone classed as a wannabe is generally considered a bad person simply because they want to be something that they aren't yet. Something most people cannot seem to understand is that everyone is a wannabe at some point in their life. You make fun of that "barbie wannabe" over there thinks she has to have big boobs or be really skinny to be around the type of people she likes, she will learn to make it her own as time goes on. You make fun of that girl covered in makeup and stuck in class faking a hangover because she thinks it will make her popular, she will learn either by friends, family, or time that it only makes her look... significantly unintelligent. I'm sure at one point in your life you've tried hard to be someone or something when you weren't quite there yet, right?
Ignorant 1: "Dude, that girl's makeup is way too dark. She thinks she's goth. She's so retarded."
Ignorant 2: "Ugh, I know, right? She's such a wannabe."
Intelligent: "You say that like you never wanted to be a super hero as a kid. Wanting to feel accepted isn't retarded. Judging someone for wanting to start defining themselves differently is. It has to be the most hypocritical thing a person can do."
by Teckadoll December 4, 2012
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