Waco Wake-up Call 

1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.

Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.

Waco Wake-up Call by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

Crissy wake up 

Only annoying people say this unironically, and if it comes out of someone's mouth and they're being serious, it means you should dump them. Just don't say it.

"Crissy wake up! I don't like this!"

Crissy wake up by AlExpress August 30, 2022

morning wake-up call 

A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.

"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."

morning wake-up call by Emmzee March 22, 2008

wacky whiskey wake-up 

A wacky whiskey wake-up is usually used to start an all-day party (especially on prom weekend). The WWW is performed by opening the mouth of someone who is asleep or passed out, holding their nose, and pouring whiskey down their throat until they wake up for a great, full day of partying.

Chris was refreshed after wasting several hours sleeping on prom weekend when he was given a wacky whiskey wake-up (WWW) that allowed him to continue partying and drinking for the rest of the weekend

wacky whiskey wake-up by Anonymous CP June 7, 2009

Pompeii Wake-Up Call 

(pom-PAY)

Oral sex which results in wakening from sleep.

Derived from the Roman city of Pompeii, which is known for its rampant prostitution and sexual debauchery.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "How'd it go with that girl from the party last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great! She gave me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call this morning and then made me bacon and pancakes."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she makes the best pancakes."

Example 2:
Girl 1: "You two left the party pretty drunk last night, how'd it go?
Girl 2: "Neither of us remember the night, but the morning was horrible!"
Girl 1: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 2: "I thought he was giving me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call, but then I realized he just passed out with his face between my legs."

Pompeii Wake-Up Call by G. I. Love August 14, 2009

American wake up call 

When your significant other wakes you up by polishing your male member.

Mike had a good wife, every Saturday she would start their day by giving him an American wake up call.

American wake up call by Jon Eric November 5, 2005

happy morning wake up 

to perform oral sex on your lover while they are sleeping.... they will wake up happy!!!!! (this may be difficult to do if he/she is a heavy sleeper)

Forget breakfast in bed... just wake up to head.... my man gave me a happy morning wake up!!!

happy morning wake up by KatNat March 17, 2009