westys syndrome

a boy with westys syndrome is known to have symptoms such as a mother who puts out, and a father who beats him like he was a ginger.

robert, you know what with your mother shagging tramps and your father backhanding your sister, you probably have a mild case of westys syndrome.

by jeremy and jemima April 16, 2007

Wert

New Zealand trog-slang for "What".

Person: Your a drongo

Cotz: Wert?

by NATHANSTEIN March 29, 2011

wetty

Wetsuit; used for surfing in cold water

Local: Dude aren't you cold?
Surfer: Naww i have my Wetty on so its fine

by Ajaxs April 29, 2007

A Werther's Original

Happens occasionally after anal sex with an old man or woman (<65) when they are unable to hold their bodily functions in and your semen mixes with their shit

Friend: Dude I heard you fucked Billy's grandma!!

You: Yeah dude it was sick, she gave me A Werther's Original. It was the best I ever had.

by RisenJesus August 16, 2017

rusty wery

when you bang three chicks in a row and dont wash it in between

i gave those broads the rusty wery last night

by joe we May 16, 2008

Wetty

A person who likes looking at their reflection, having overly involved friendships with the opposite sex and being a general moist bastard. May be found fake tanning, doing their hair or talking about feelings.

Pete: 'She's a really handsome girl I'd love to have a spoon, cuddle and movie night'

Tom: 'You're such a fucking wetty'

by Usain Lloyd September 17, 2014

westy

A person who comes from West Auckland, New Zealand.
Characterised by their black jeans, old black Metallica, Harlet Davidson T-Shirts, Fisherman Ribbed Black jerseys and mullet haircuts. Often seen wearing Nomad shoes (from 1980's highschool genre)

Man that dude driving the rusty cortina with the fluffy dice is a real Westy.

by Undy Bumgrope June 26, 2004