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Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out
by Geo raptor October 5, 2021
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Greater Venting Crewmate

An uncommon species that has been seen on the planet Polus, but has also been known to stow away on airships and hide in space stations and the Amogus Headquarters. Keeps its venting secret. Its main food source is the tears of dead Lesser Task-Doing Crewmates, not to be confused with Lesser Task-Faking Crewmates. It seems to pretend to be one of its food source, and then it seems to kill them when nobody is watching. Its weakness is lava, asphyxiation, G-force, and being found out to be the Imposter. Mating ritual: killing its mate before they can have children. Very inefficient.
I'm totally not a Greater Venting Crewmate!!!!
by EmogusalDamager November 22, 2022
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Nara Vening

To express dissatisfaction only upon reaching a threefold rate for an item or pet in the game Old School RuneScape, and even then, it is done with a positive tone and the emoji "🙂"
Person 1: “Hey how's the grind for the pet going?”

Person 2: “Oh not to bad, I just hit 8x the rate but enjoying it still 🙂”

Person 1: “Stop Nara Vening, you are so dry! I haven't heard you complain once yet.”
by KleptoEnjoyer August 26, 2024
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Sealed Venting

Posting a vague vent as an acknowledgment of your reaction to something that you do not wish to go into further detail of because it is too difficult to explain, not the correct audience to explain it to, and or you need to keep things a bit private due to circumstances

(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)
Example 1: Person makes a sealed vent along the lines of “I’m tired” but that’s a simplification of the complicated and confusing inner turmoil they’re feeling at the moment that they can’t put into words

Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it

Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
by YaBoyBenji423 December 17, 2023
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Scenario Venting

Getting worked up over something that hasn't happened, does not currently have a high chance of happening, and yet someone is venting about what could happen if it does, in fact, happen. This usually involves an unknown number of people being distracted by such an occurrence. Sometimes, it even ends up including all people involved in the conversation even though there's absolutely nothing productive about having the conversation to begin with.
Scenario Venter: If we do this now, who knows what could happen. Like, if we do this and all of a sudden it doesn't work anymore, all hell is going to break loose.

Logical Person Involved: Just change the damn batteries. You're scenario venting over something that is so unlikely to be an issue and you're wasting everyone's time.
by Jalitg February 21, 2024
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Green venting

The act of closing your teeth as someone farts through them and you inhale the fart. (Preferably if you have gapped teeth)
"Green venting is so fun i love the smells it gives off."
by Larkermalo March 4, 2024
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King Vonning

Getting rid of op's on opp block by force
Lil bro: "Bout to go clear them ops"
Big bro: "Yh lets go king vonning g"
by GavinPalmer December 3, 2024
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