vanning 

Taking a long ride in a van.

Janitor: Do you like vanning?
Molly Clock: I don't know what that is.
Janitor: Sort of like taking a long drive in a car... except in a van.
Molly Clock: ...still not getting it

vanning by Douglas Young November 13, 2007

vanning 

the art of intense fucking

when i get married my whole house will have many rooms devoted to vanning

vanning by hardXcore vanna August 9, 2006

vanning 

noun. the act of creeping in a van, preferably one that is shady in some way, such as a rusty license plate or missing door handle. see also: chinese fire drill.

We're going vanning tonight.

Who are you vanning on?

vanning by whitegirlass15 September 20, 2009

Vanning 

To have a meat head bailiff repossess your property.

Ray Fallon: You're gonna get a good vanning at the weekend.

Vanning by Cedric_2006 January 15, 2006

Vanning 

To have sex in a white van

Last night I did a bit of vanning with a random guy

Vanning by Redwooods February 14, 2012

Vanning

French slang meaning to mock someone or say something so unbelievable it has to be a joke.

"Zehma u are vanning Napoleon" -x.com/i/status/2052881600166158377

-Yo Pele is the greatest players of all time!!
-You have to be vanning right now.

Vanning by Rouxsmooth May 11, 2026

vanning it 

when someone jorks it in class; named after the original in class jorker

"I'm vanning it!"

vanning it by vanningitmaster March 17, 2025