valetudinarian

an old word use to describe someone who is unduly concerned about their health.

in an episode of sherlock holmes with one of the gentleman who he visited described his condition forever cursed to be valetudinarian.

by the great raymondo July 9, 2007

Valediction Shuffle

The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.

YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.

by Mars Redwyne November 6, 2008

vageteria

a lesbian meeting place

my moms was hungry so she went looking for some bearded clam at the vageteria

by MAG December 27, 2002

Vagetarian

Instead of joining the health conscious vegetarian craze, a vagetarian dines on healthy portions of vagina. They feel that meat is an important part of one's daily nutritional intake, but eating box is a valuable source of nutrients which is often overlooked. A little muff diving never hurt anyone, so long as they bring their goggles.

Thomas became a vagetarian, in order to improve his lifestyle and increase his chances of receiving falatio.

by Mr. Fuel March 28, 2007

Nick Valensi

A hot, scrawny guitar player for the wonderful band The Strokes. He began to play the guitar at age 5, and currently resides in New York City East.

Nick Valensi wants me.

by Nik Vall-enn-see November 3, 2003

Ebbw vale

A small town in Gwent Valleys in South Wales. Biggest shithole in the world. You cant do absolutely nothing here. :) drugs everywhere+ full of ugly fat stupid people.

Ebbw vale? ..... where the fuck is that?

by Tinamichellexo February 1, 2012

valectban

The result of a user (Valect) on efnet using the host name of someone else, who raises hell in specific channels of choice (such as #seattle or #california).

The result is an ineffective ban on the host name that user is utilizing, locking all other users on that host name out of the channel.

A frequent victim of valectbans is a user known as Orb.

21:15 18 Dec 05 <analorb> I used to be on like 23542352 efnet channels <analorb> but now I am the victim of valectbans

by cuntsucker August 25, 2006