Political Ass Vomit

The excrement expelled each time any member of the U.S. Congress opens their mouth.

Unfortunately, I was watching CSPAN all day. What a waste of time. Nothing more than Political Ass Vomit.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

mental vomit

A phrase coined by word guru Drew Miller (See Garbage Pants).

The product of one not knowing the answer to a question(s) on an exam and attempting to acquire some amount of credit (usually meager) by "vomiting" whatever knowledge of the subject they have onto the paper. This desperate but clever measure usually results in a paper peppered with red question marks and the occasional red circle over whatever small portion of the answer was relevant to the question.

My answers to the last 3 questions were pure mental vomit.

by MiKeen October 6, 2004

Orgy/Vomit Conundrum

The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum, coined in 1963, is the predicament in which one finds that the point of inebriation where it is possible to overcome the social barriers and anxieties in order to suggest that people in a given space engage in an orgy is also the physiological state or tipping point at which vomiting is likely to occur. In essence, you can only suggest that an orgy is in order when you are so drunk that you're bound to vomit and ruin any reasonable chance of carrying out said orgy.

Man, last night I faced the orgy/vomit conundrum

by teeveeglare May 19, 2008

Shit Vomit

The rare timing of when poison leaves your body from both orfaces. Extra points for doing it at the same time.

Shit Vomit; Shit after vomiting or vomiting after shitting. It doesnt count if at anytime you leave the bathroom.

by Jebony March 6, 2010

Vomit Blood

Strange way of expressing disgust or doing something reasonably bad. Usually used by strange Singaporeans who have nothing better to do.

See also Coolies, Yeah Balls, Fuck Spider

Singaporean: Wah siao, when i went to NS, i had to learn how to use a pistol. The noise so loud. I so scared. Can vomit blood liao.

by Toejam May 18, 2005

Vomit Comet

1. Multi engine jet plane capable of sustaining dives long enough to simulate weightlessness; primarily used for astronaut training and films like Apollo 13.

They call it the Vomit Comet because it streaks across the sky and makes you lose your lunch.

by jonny mac June 9, 2004

emotional vomit

The response when you ask a friend out of politeness whats going on their life, and they respond by bitching, moaning, and whining about stupid crap just for the sake of attention, and not because anything's really wrong. They've just got a case of the ass, or "poor me" syndrome.

-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both

person a: hey, man, how's life treating you?

person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc

person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off

by Crys-AOD July 2, 2008