twinkie

The opposite of a wapanese

See the twinkie. See the twinkie run. Run, twinkie, run! The real azns are coming to kick your ass!

by Flargisblarg November 24, 2003

twinkie

the male special place, known as a twinkie by joe. Also, twinkette. This is the female special place.

Joe, stop playing with your twinkie!
But im horny!
That's no excuse to wank in public!

by uaag May 14, 2005

Twinkie

Someone, usually upper middle class who lives on the streets for the summer then goes back to mommy and daddy during the cold winter months.

Twinkies piss me off when they rape my panning spots.

by Dusty August 4, 2003

Twinkies

Young boy toys in their late teens or early twenties who have been initiated prematurely into the world of clubbing.

Twinkies often live very recklessly.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

twinkie

an asian pretending to be white

that chinese is such a twinkie

by rfgthjk August 31, 2011

twinkie

1) a yellow, cream-filled pastry

2) another term for a cocaine hydrochloride "rock"

3) two people dressed similarly

1) dude I'm like soooo craving a twinkie right now

2) dude, pass me that twinkie

3) dude, look us, we're like totally twinkies!

by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004

twinkie

1. A believer in Creationism/Intelligent Design, interference of church in secular government who conflates pedestrian sentimentality and superstition with science, ethics and legality. 2. Someone who consistently trolls science, news/current events, religion and atheism chatrooms and forums posting misinformation, distortions and outright lies in order to support a puerile teleology. 3. A willful ignoramus, a scientific and legal illiterate, an intellectual lightweight.

The twinkie attempted to "prove" specious claims by posting links that were unrelated to the topic.

by XaurreauX July 16, 2008