Taking a lap

Going for a walk around the bar/club in an attempt to situate yourself, check out points of interests, and scope out where all the attractive people are.

Examples:

Yo dude, wanna grab a beer and take a lap? I saw this really hot girl in a tight dress in the corner by the mini bar when we walked in.

Yo man, where's George at?
I don't know dude. I think he went to do a lap with Scott.

After taking a lap, Mike was able to tell Ashley where the bathrooms and mini bars were.

by bar terminology November 25, 2011

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thanks-taking

Thanksgiving, renamed in remembrance of what we are truly celebrating... the genocide of indigenous people.

My friend Peter Jurich celebrates thanks-taking

by TheGreatBigTurkeyMan December 15, 2008

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taking the brownies out of the oven

a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool

Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.

by Cory Bovard December 8, 2004

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taking the mick

Taking the mick/mike/michael are variants of "Taking the mickey" which is Cockney Rhyming Slang. In full it is "Taking the Mickey Bliss" rhyming with... taking the piss meaning to poke fun at someone either humorously or aggressively. Sometimes reworded to "extracting the michael"

Are you taking the mick/mickey? (extracting the michael)
Calm down, I'm just taking the mick/mickey.
Relax, he's only taking the mick/mickey.

by Shutey July 15, 2018

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