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turtlefoot

A sexual act that involves pulling out of your partner at the last second and quickly fisting them once. Then immediately grabbing the covers and diving under them much like a turtle shell. The final act is to slowly poke your head out of the blankets as if you were a turtle.
B: "I heard you and Jon got pretty rough last night?"

A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"
by lolturtle July 2, 2009
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turtleing

The act of taking a person's backpack and removing all of the contents, flipping the backpack inside out, placing the contents back inside of the inside out backpack and zipping it shut. The result of this action can only be achieved when a person has stolen the backpack without the owner noticing. The inside-out backpack resembles a turtle, because it looks like a shell and it is hard to unpack. It is looked down upon to have a backpack that is "unturtlable."
Tommy was paying close attention in physics class when Billy stole Tommy's backpack without Tommy noticing. Billy turtled Tommy's backpack and when Tommy finally noticed the turtled backpack at the finale of the class. Everyone laughed and pointed at Tommy. Tommy was bashful but chuckled it off. The next day Tommy turtled Billy's packpack and everyone laughed again. One day the teacher brought in a policeman to stop the act of turtleing. The next day Billy and Tommy turtled the teacher's purse.
by lakesidecreations January 7, 2010
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Teenage mutant hero turtles

1. A popular old skool kids series.
2. Part of a phrase used when someone is trying to get into a fight with someone, or when someone believes they can do martial arts when they most obviously can't e.g the karate kid
1. Whoah, dude teenage mutant hero turtles is on, it rocks, I haven't seen it since I was a kid!
2. What the fuck are you doing, this isn't Teenage mutant hero turtles you know!
by Ginga ninja September 20, 2003
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Trampled by Turtles

Sexual act when a large group of males surround a girl/guy and repeatedly hit he or she in the face or head with their testicles.
Trampled by turtles is similar to bukkake, but instead or sperm, the testicles are used.
by Dirty Hot Rob August 3, 2011
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turtleninja

A small eyed, Korean man in his 20s. Is very good at science but has very short, hairy legs and is a bit hard on the eyes.
Turtleninja: I like counting stars and conducting science experiments!^^
Student: Good for you turtleninja. You're so damn nerdy!
by moomamoomamoomamomo April 30, 2011
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bumping turtles

When two turtles have rough, gay, anal sex.
Aw man I saw Bumping Turtles last night. it was so sexy.
by Snow Crash May 16, 2014
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Jin likes Turtles

being random; a creative way to break an awkward silence
Yup. . ." ". . . Jin likes turtles.
by Tachanne November 24, 2010
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