Turking

'to turk' (v - transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the anus by a sweaty man of Middle Eastern or Turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one's will. Often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid basements. Unpleasant.

Whilst Archibold perused some Persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking Moroccan who beckoned him to observe some more ''carpets'' in his basement by explaining to Archibold that the better quality carpets were kept out of sunlight.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.

by Toby Harding June 18, 2007

turning tim

When your hooking up with a girl and start jacking off... usually you turn slightly so she doesn't touch your penis by accident and catches you

I pulled a turning tim and jizzed all over her leg

by Watty June 9, 2004

Hello, you're quite good at turning me on

This term, "Hello, you're quite good at turning me on" originated back 200 years ago in the time of the olympians. This term can be used as a 'pickup- line' attempt, and usually results with a slap in the face. On rare occasions it may be worse, for example: you may be kicked in the genitals, but do not fear, the pain will go away quickly, due to the fact that you will be unconscious.

"hello, name, you're quite good at turning me on"

*KICK*

*THUMP*

by Paolo Vella January 13, 2007

turn/turning

drink alcoholic beverages /drinking alcoholic beverages, for the purpose of intoxication; get drunk/the process of getting drunk (From "Turning one's glass/can up ;To raise a glass/can in drink

"God, I made a FOOL out of myself last night and trashed the Camaro, but , what the hell, I was turning, so, it was fun...I think..."

by BIGFOOT October 25, 2003

Turtling

When the had of your penis receedes below the foreskin of your penis.

When it's cold outside or I wear small briefs my penis starts Turtling inside my body

by Bigsquirtnort January 10, 2015

Turtling

When you take all the crap out of someones backpack, flip it inside out, put all the stuff back in and zip it up during class. Usually when the person who owns the backpack is going to the bathroom...

"Mr. Hugger, tell Yari to quit turtling my backpack whenever I leave the class"

"I can't find my homework, it must have gotten thrown away last time my backpack got tutled"

by Laquisha LM May 21, 2008

Tide Turning

the turning of a tide that encourages consumption, and misunderestimates the compassion of our country... and also misunderestimated the will and determination of our commander in chief too.

George Bush quote "I think Tide Turning as i remember, i was raised in the desert, but it's easy to see a tide turn.... did i say those words?"

by TheEndOfWaterAsWeKnowIt November 16, 2010