turd tornado

A political term coined by journalist, Ben Shapiro, it is another term for Donald Trump and his failed bid for the White House.

Donald Trump is a turd tornado, which is , "like a 'Sharknado' except with poop."

by LaughingAloud August 24, 2016

turd bourbon

The orange to brown,or sometimes green liquid found in a long unflushed toilet full of dissolving turd.

We wanted to do our own bumfight type video,so we paid this crackhead to drink a 40.oz bottle full of turd bourbon.

by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005

Turd in a Tuxedo

Something or someone of inferior quality masquerading as high class. Donald Trump in the embodiment of a 'Turd in a Tuxedo."

You can dress a turd in a tuxedo, but at the end of the day it is still a turd.

by LaughingAloud October 13, 2019

audio-turd

term coined by Tom Griswold of The Bob and Tom Show for a song that really sucks bad

Hey, have you heard Lady Gaga's latest audio-turd?

by Mr.Juan-derful December 24, 2010

Turd Boi420

A very popular and epic YouTuber that kidnapped JackSucksatLife's dog. He has some pretty amazing mugs and T-Shirts. He thinks it's cool to listen to your parents and follow the rules.

He thinks you should Subscribe to ClemboClemson.

Woah, did you see Turd Boi420's toaster review?

Of course, everyone has seen Turd Boi420's toaster review, that's like the universal religion.

by ClemboClemson May 17, 2020

Turd Slapped

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007

turd muffler

A chick with such a big ass it creates silent but deadlies.

That aint ghetto, thats a fucking turd muffler its so big.

by niodin March 10, 2008