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Tristan Finkelstein

The god to the people that practice the Tristonian Religion. It is said in the blink of an eye the most perfect human being to ever exist was born by God. God assigned him to be his successor once his time was up. The Tristonians believe Tristan will come to power in 0 TT. TT Stands for Tristan Time, which documents when Tristan, the future lord and savior will watch over us, his children. In the standard count for years, his reign will begin in the year 5000.
I practice Tristanisism. I believe Tristan Finkelstein will become our god.
by WeenisPenis December 7, 2020
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Trishtar

More powerful than Vuryal...in his own mind. This Dragon can seriously bring the pain mentally and physically.
Trishtar grinned as the coffin burst into flames with Awne's nephew inside...the poor feline cub able to feel and smell the smoke clouding his lungs as well as the flames licking at his skin as he screamed out loud.
by Maldor January 14, 2010
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Tristan

Tristan, although not consistently, is one of the coolest, smartest, badass too ever live. Even though he’s not in shape, he’ll outrun you on STILTS! Tristan has had sex with all the girls you could imagine, and respects them too. He’s so rich he has 7 badminton courts and 6 computers. In conclusion, Tristan is way cooler than you.
“Hey Tristan?”
-“Yeah?”
“You’re a sexy beast!”
-“Yeah”

Oh my god my boyfriends so hot!”
“Yeah he’s a Tristan”
by gabethediabetic May 2, 2018
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twistaroo

during sexual intercourse you would do a 360 spin as if you are a helicopter as you remove your pp from the woman's vagina, while ejaculating across the room.
''Hey, have a good time last night, if you know what i mean *wink wink*''
''Yeah man, pulled a whole twistaroo on that bitch ''
''Wow, really?''
by oh shit its halli March 27, 2019
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Tristan

Tristan is annoying and stupid
by yeheh June 12, 2019
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TRISTAN COLE

TRISTAN IS JUST FUCKING BETTER THAN EVERYONE INCLUDING JOEL AND FINN
TRISTAN COLE🤤🤤🤤🤤
by Nascar and peep is cool asf September 16, 2020
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Tristan and Emily

Most amazing couple he loves her more then words can explain. She puts up with his bs no matter what but be rude to her and he will kill you because he loves her so much.
Have you seen Tristan and Emily they are so cute 🥰
by FreddieM98 June 30, 2021
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