Torahfied

The fear a bar mitzvah boy has on the day he is called up to the torah in the Temple/Synagogue to become a man.

The fear of being asked to read from the torah at the temple/synagogue.

Despite learning his torah portion for a full year, on the day of his bar mitzvah, Joel was so torahfied, he started singing an octave higher than normal.

James was not a regular synagogue attender and quite unconfident with the flow of the temple/synagogue service. So he became rather torahfied once the the Rabbi gave him the honour of being 'called up' for a torah blessing.

by GregFresser January 29, 2012

Torpedo Firecracker

a heavily submerged tampon that explodes the vagina when yanked like a stubborn lawn mower.

Oh my God, I swear my flow has NEVER been this heavy...my tampon probably transformed into some sort of torpedo firecracker that instantly blew out my vagina when you jerked the string like a rope in a tug-of-war competition.

by Tenderloin Debutante July 26, 2016

Topherd

Getting killed because you brought a shovel to a gun fight. Becoming dead.

Don't get topherd.

by BigjewdaddyB May 31, 2018

torp Tits

Breasts shaped like torpedoes.

Look at Jay’s Torp Tits.

by Dr. Dizz September 11, 2019

Toephit

Someone that is uncomfortable to be away from; origin comes from the idea that toe socks are extremely uncomfortable because it separates your toes.

My best friend is my Toephit.

My SLR family are my Toephits.

by Salesians are my toephits October 16, 2019

furry torpedo

Police term for a police dog, refers to their speed and shiny coat

the burglar is has been hiding in that undergrowth sarge. The dog unit will be here in a minute with a couple of furry torpedoes to flush the fucker out and bite him!

by navyblue December 6, 2006

The Torch

A game used to single out the worst player on the team. Often times making the worst player feel like shit, forcing him to quit playing that game so the other players have a better chance of winning.

Arif Zaidi has THE TORCH!

by Jazib February 27, 2011