Tofu Bacon

XFD THIS WORD SUCKS SHIT

Tofu bacon: some dumb fat ugly annoying girl in my school is trying to make this legit or something. she posted a facebook note asking to up it, but fuck that

by XFD TOFU BACON SUCKS SHIT October 18, 2008

tofucker

a vegetarian or vegan who is really annoying about it

I'd rather not have lunch with that annoying crunchy chick -- she's such a tofucker we can't talk about anything else if I order meat.

by Burner Q November 21, 2010

Tofu

Only a substitute. A typical liberal leftie elitest who sees themself as the very antithesis of their arch enemy, the Gammon. Ageing, highly opinionated and considering themselves superior in everyway to those they claim to be better than, they fail to recognise their own shortcomings and myopic world view is fit only for a fairytale told to a four year old.

Hey Bill, did you see that Tofu getting roasted down the Queen's Head last night? Bitching to everyone because they thought Jo Swinson would be elected the next prime minister!! What a loser!

by Codlugarthia December 14, 2019

Tomfuckery

When someone is bring an idiot or a situation is confusing and/or weird.

Similar to tomfoolery but tomfuckery is way better

1-"meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
chat host- "WHAT IS THIS TOMFUCKERY?"

by Trashrat_has_entered_the_chat January 25, 2020

Teefumz

One of the greatest beings that walked on earth!

Next to Jesus because Jesus is kind of course

“Teefumz might be 4’11 but don’t mess with her”

“Did you hear that THE Teefumz is live rn”

by Sheeeeeeeeeshh April 25, 2021

spill the tofu

v. to drive really, really fast.

The expressing comes from the anime Initial D, where the hero Takumi is under the tutelage of his father, who makes him drive with a cup of water in his car in order to teach him to drive without spilling, since he delivers tofu. However, when he enters a race in the first episode, his father tells him he doesn't need the cup, and can drive as fast as he can.

We're late. I'm gonna spill the tofu.

by George McBob May 6, 2009

Tofu

A person with a personality that changes based on the other people they are with at that specific time. The "tofu" person has a generally bland personality when alone. They seem to temporarily absorb the thoughts, actions, and believes of those they are with.

Stephanie- "Jon is so tofu. He is a total jerk when he is around Will, but he's so sweet when it's just him and me."

by euphorality December 12, 2013