A type of slightly toasted baked good made from yeast and grain who has achieved the rank of O-3 in the Breakfast Food Militia.
Renowned for his leadership abilities and tactical battle plans, Captain Toasty creates fear in the heart of his enemies and compasion in the hearts of his comrades (and puppies).
Renowned for his leadership abilities and tactical battle plans, Captain Toasty creates fear in the heart of his enemies and compasion in the hearts of his comrades (and puppies).
by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004
Variant of ho, this refers to a highly tanned member of the species. Generally reserved for those who achieve their tans artificially (fake-bake).
by Molly Malone January 22, 2006
That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.
by itsurbandictionarywhocares April 22, 2015
Yo toasty lunch how u been
by The_pailidan1 July 20, 2021
Post Toastied: to get completely wrecked, obliterated, or defeated- burned to a crisp, blown away by explosives, or melted- usually with the addition of sizzle or smoke.
"Wow, those two guys who just set off the dynamite were post toastied." "My burger was post toastied- it was totally soot black on the edges!" ""Oooh, did you see that sheep fall into the lava? it was post toastied."
by Alain Rae January 12, 2023
the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
by chav fucker February 02, 2017
by ThaneOfCawdor June 28, 2009