Captain Toasty

A type of slightly toasted baked good made from yeast and grain who has achieved the rank of O-3 in the Breakfast Food Militia.
Renowned for his leadership abilities and tactical battle plans, Captain Toasty creates fear in the heart of his enemies and compasion in the hearts of his comrades (and puppies).
Captain Toasty just kicked my ass, which is no surprise.
by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004
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toasty-ho

Variant of ho, this refers to a highly tanned member of the species. Generally reserved for those who achieve their tans artificially (fake-bake).
Like, omigod, just look at Cristina. Over break, she turned into the school's biggest toasty-ho.
by Molly Malone January 22, 2006
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toasty anus

That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.
I had terrible diarrhea earlier, that left me with a toasty anus.
by itsurbandictionarywhocares April 22, 2015
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Toasty lunch

Toasty lunch is a weird guy on PlayStation who is a limp Spaghetti noodle
Yo toasty lunch how u been
by The_pailidan1 July 20, 2021
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Post Toastied

Post Toastied: to get completely wrecked, obliterated, or defeated- burned to a crisp, blown away by explosives, or melted- usually with the addition of sizzle or smoke.
"Wow, those two guys who just set off the dynamite were post toastied." "My burger was post toastied- it was totally soot black on the edges!" ""Oooh, did you see that sheep fall into the lava? it was post toastied."
by Alain Rae January 12, 2023
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swedish toastie

the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
"i just love a swedish toastie me"
by chav fucker February 02, 2017
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the Toasty Tortoise

Where you put a girl head-first into a sleeping bag and then fuck her in the ass.
I used to hate camping, until I gave Rachael the Toasty Tortoise at the lake last weekend.
by ThaneOfCawdor June 28, 2009
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