2 definitions by Leprechaun Ninja

A type of slightly toasted baked good made from yeast and grain who has achieved the rank of O-3 in the Breakfast Food Militia.
Renowned for his leadership abilities and tactical battle plans, Captain Toasty creates fear in the heart of his enemies and compasion in the hearts of his comrades (and puppies).
Captain Toasty just kicked my ass, which is no surprise.
by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004
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Any variety of small, Celtic faeries who exchange their usual green suit and tophat for a black catsuit. This fairy uses their innate advantage of size and agility to supplement their abilities as a thief and assassin; training in the ways of ninjitsu and practicing constant masturbation.
Holy shit, it's a Leprechaun Ninja! Someone help m--**schwing**--aaaargh! **death*8
by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004
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