Tim

The shit. Better than awesome. Undeniably amazing.

Check out that dude's car...that shit is Tim!

by Tim K of FFW December 24, 2008

Tim

a guy that should be loved very much and should mean the world to you. Tim's are rare, and if you have found one, never let them go.

i love that guy hes my tim

by xheadboy February 4, 2010

Tim Allen

To play the "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" sound from Home Improvement and it's intro on any sounding device, including word from mouth. You should mainly do the Tim Allen anywhere but nowhere.
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All forms of the Tim Allen include:
"UUUEEGGHH?!?!"
"EELREEEE?!?!"
"EELLROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHREEE?!?!"
or a high-pitched "EEE!"
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If another person knows what the Tim Allen is, or if you want to know if they know what the Tim Allen is, then make the sound--nice and loud--near them. The Tim Allen is usually responded to using another Tim Allen, which if everyone knows what it is, it basically becomes a chain reaction of Tim Allen's.
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Things you can also use the Tim Allen for:
Answering questions
Asking a question
Covering for a bad joke
Responding to a bad joke
Covering for absurdity
Responding to absurdity
Responding to something humorous
Responding to anything
After saying something gross
After saying something weird
After saying something stupid
After saying something smart
After saying nothing at all
Attracting other women/men
Attracting other Tim Allen'ers
Attracting flying spaghetti monsters
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Be careful, because this may cause absolute confusion. The good thing is, it never gets old.

Jake: Yo, what's up man?
Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Jake: ... what?
Johnny: Tim Allen...
Jake: ...
Johnny: EELLREEEEEEEEE?!?!
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Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Tommy: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Sam: EELREEEE?!?!
Todd: AAARRRGHHHROOO?!?!
Jake: >=
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Johnny: So how's your boyfriend doing?
Jake: What the f--
Johnny:--AARRRGGHHROOOO?!?!

by Godknown July 20, 2008

Tim Skold

Tim Skold is the Coolest person EVER. He was in Shotgun Messiah, Skold (Solo artist), (Worked With) KMFDM, MDFMK, OhGr, and Marilyn Manson.

Tim Skold rocks my socks with his awesome Swedish-ness and sick hair.

by Nospmoht fetS February 9, 2005

tim-ti's

Very similar to moobies, only on men named Tim. Man tits with freckles. (Also very common on old men with big pecs in their prime

Tim's tim-ti's flop up and down when he runs to the fridge for cheese

by Vance Munsen October 9, 2006

Tim Tebag-ged

Being grossly overhyped for popular beliefs in lieu physical talent of and then getting embarrassed in front of a national television audience by losing a decisive game.

We lost 52-3 after our quarteback was called "the messiah". We got Tim Tebag-ged.

by archon123 January 20, 2012

Tim Teabagging

The act of tea bagging someone while Tebowing.

Guy - Crazy ass night, I was Tim Teabaggin some bitch like it was my job.

Friend -You were doin what?

Guy - Tim Teabagging, it's when u Tebow over top someone but put ur balls in their mouth.

by Tikobroje January 24, 2012