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Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America

Something yelled by white trash while being arrested while wearing nothing but underpants.
Stan's dad was getting arrested and yelled Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America!
by WavedBrute July 21, 2011
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thought speak

Originating in animorphs thought speak is the ability to communicate with others by settling your message into another's mind. Capable of communicating over range and does not require line of sight. Thought speak can also be public, broadcasted to all in range, or private, sent to only one person or a small group of people.

Textual occurrences of thought speak are indicated with angled brackets, see example.
<I'm using thought speak>
"Whoa, who said that, its almost like the message appeared in my head..."
<It's thought speak, dumbass>
by Bill~ June 7, 2005
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dirty thoughts

thoughts about sex or sexual encounters
I'm having dirty thoughts about head.
by MissFox November 3, 2013
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Thoughts and Prayers

Typical phrase conveying artificial care and concern for people adversely affected by any number of situations in life; a phrase used in fake concern by people knowing damn well they're not going to do anything to help
Our thoughts and prayers are with Anna, who was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Now that that's out of the way, did y'all see Love & Hip-Hop last night?
by HenryLeeH3 October 25, 2018
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thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.
So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
by YAWA October 18, 2020
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Circle Thought

An idea or thought that can trap the thinker because of the complexity of the thought.

symptoms include: brain hurty, thinking too much, drooling, loss of social life.
beginning of time.

What did dinosaurs think about?

why do we have pinkies?

Boy 1: hey, why hasn't mary helen said anything for ever?
Boy 2: I think she is stuck in a circle thought.
Boy 1: dang.
Boy 2: yeah, i think she's questioning whether gravity pulls us to earth or if it pushes us.
by scaryfellon March 4, 2012
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thought

Something that might get you into trouble if uttered aloud.
You know what I just thought? Oh, wait, nevermind... (innocent face)
by Balfdor December 29, 2006
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