booch

a degenerate imbecile fat cuck who has never felt the love of a woman and craves intimacy so deeply (he) is willing to leave behind his boys in hopes of one day feeling that sweet sweet plump innocent kind of true love. also, could mean fat and disabled.

boys: hey what are you doing tonight? let's get hard together and smoke weed.
other guy: can't. busy lol. this girl just added me on snap. she lives in Kansas, heading there tonight.
boys: you're a fucking booch dude...we'll be hard all night. without you i guess?...

by kittyfugglover October 22, 2023

Boof the Booch

When a person puts a bottle of Kombucha up their ass.

Cody and Fletcher died last weekend when they tried to boof the booch. Unfortunately the Kombucha was rancid and contained Norovirus.

by Wxllco July 16, 2022

Booch

A word to describe a close friend or homie

Person 1: Yo, what's up booch?
Person 2: Nothin' much booch.

by robespo86 January 19, 2020

Booch

A kid who likes to mock 0eoples dead aunties.

Watch out, the booch will tickle your gooch

by The tdog February 12, 2022

Booch

Adjective used to describe a situation where something bad occurs.

Guy A: My homeboi just got locked up for a year.
Guy B: Damn bro, that's hella booch

by mynameyepp January 16, 2025

Booch Blast

When your kombucha fizzes upon opening and blasts all over you

"Sorry I'm late, I had a booch blast"

by zzburg May 9, 2019

Booch

To be jabbed really hard in the boob.

Tori was booched so hard her boobs hurt for two days.

by norcher January 16, 2015