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Technoblade

Technoblade is a Minecraft YouTuber with a non existent upload schedule.
He cyber bullies kids for coins in Hypixel games.

He’s currently at war with im_a_squid_kid for the number one potato collector in Hypixel skyblock
A common feature you’ll see is the quotes “NERD” “TECHOBLADE MEVA DIEES” “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” and more.
He’s so scary that fellow YouTuber Tommyinit is scared of his fans because if he doesn’t give Technoblade the best rates, his fans will destroy Tommy’s likes with dislikes.
He is a man to fear off.
Also, he’s ok at Bedwars.
Technoblade is god
by FluffeWeeb March 21, 2020
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Technoblade

An amazing person who never dies all respect to him and his amazing quotes

“If I had 10 more lives I’d choose to be techno every time” :,( goodbye techno dead but never forgotten
by Bunny and duck July 10, 2022
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Techno

An epicly and hopelessly mislabled genre of music.
Techno has nothing to do with DaftPunk
by nathan12341234 March 5, 2011
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TechnoCore

The AI TechnoCore is a society of sentient computer systems that exist in the Hyperion book series, by Dan Simmons. The TechnoCore exists inside the singularities that compose the farcaster web, and use excess human neurons as a easily accessible form of processing power. This TechnoCore seceeded from the Hegemony of Man four hundred years before the events in Hyperion, and was later destroyed by Meina Gladstone after the supposed Ouster invasion of the web worlds. Thus, TechnoCore refers to a bunch of semi-evil computers manipulating humanity for thier own ends.
The TechnoCore wishes to speak with you, CEO.
by StNitrogen September 2, 2008
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techno-peasant

Someone that doesn't have a clue about working with technology. They can't work myspace and send attachments on emails.
Could also be when you have a techno-peasant moment. This is when your mind strikes a blank working with your computer.
Karin: "Man just saw the coolest music video on youtube!"
Jei: "What is youtube?!?"
Karin: "Where have you been? Your such a techno-peasant!"

Matt :"Maybe you should add the video track when you export your timeline! Then you would have a picture!!!"
Jei :"Agh, man i'm such an idiot, i totally forgot!"
Matt :"haha, techno-peasant!"
by Jeninja-inja March 24, 2007
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Technoboob

A person that is a complete idiot when it comes to technology.
Wayne is such a technoboob he thought he could pour batter in his cd-rom tray and make pancakes.
by Tehcnoboob Hater December 16, 2008
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technoamish

When a person (usually and old person who grew up without a computer) has no clue how to use modern day technology. For instance they can not operate a simple flat screen TV, record TV shows on a DVR, or use Word on a computer.
"My mom is so technoamish, she can't even check her e-mail without my help"
by nhgirl January 28, 2009
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