Teabag

To drop one's nuts on an unsuspecting victim. Preferably done while victim sleeps and the room is full of witnesses.

After Seamus passed out we all gathered 'round while I dropped a teabag on his head repeatedly to the delight of all onlookers.

by Gurnt November 29, 2003

El Teabag

The dousing of tequila on the balls, followed by the salting of said balls, followed by the act of teabagging an individual.

Damn, she must love receiving an El Teabag. I can tell, because after making out with her, she smelled like tequila and balls.

by K3no April 1, 2009

teabag

to drop one's nutsack into the open mouth of another person for sexual pleasure

Mr. Belding suddenly dropped trow and teabagged Screech in front of Mr. Tuttle's class at Bayside.

by Bolton March 3, 2005

steeping the teabag

This occurs when a filth encrusted psuedo cop jingles his coin purse while mentally reviewing the day's spank bank deposits.

Chief: Anybody seen that fuckin donkey Robertson?
Officer: Yeah chief, he's in his patrol car steeping the teabag.

by DonkeyNole June 1, 2007

teabag

2. The act squatting over an suspecting victim and placing one's scrotum in their oral orifice. The teabagged victim then awakens with a mouth full of pubic hair, not to mention two fatty nuts!

"HAHAHAHA Andy just got teabagged hardcore!"
"No way man!"
"Look, you can still see the pubes in his mouth!!"

by TimilDeeps November 2, 2003

Chocolate Teabag

The act of dipping one's testicles into a bowl of fresh diarrhea, then performing the usual act of teabagging.

Variations include:

The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.

The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.

The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.

The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.

Experience this Chocolate Teabag yourself.

by Chomtea February 17, 2007

teatagging

The origin of the word teatagging is as follows: it's a portmanteau word consisting of "teabagging" and "facebook tagging". The combination is of course called teatagging and refers to the activity of teabagging a person, taking a photo of this action, upload it on facebook and finally tag the person on the photo.

A: Last night was crazy, everybody was drunk as hell!
B: Yeah and I bet Barry will have a nice little surprise when he wakes up.

A: Why, what happened?

B: Jack and the other guys were teatagging him shortly before i left, so i guess he will have to do some explaining!

by noise_pollution January 1, 2012