russian teabag

To drop your testicles in ones mouth, and have them hummed or sang on. Teabag, Motorbloat, Head, Oral sex, Brains

Suzy gave John a nice Russian Teabag. She hummed amazing grace on his balls!

by Kozbot October 26, 2006

Raspberry Teabag

To place ones lips on someones testicles, blowing a raspberry on them. Can either be done on purpose by a "giver" or forced upon them.
The equivalent of motor-boating a girls breasts.

"I shoved my dick so hard she ended up giving me a bonus raspberry teabag when i gagged her"

"She totally gave me a raspberry teabag while blowing me last night, it was hot!"

by **sin** April 5, 2009

teabagee

Individual or specific member of a special group that exhibit pride in allowing others to insert their testicles into their mouths.

The best teabagee in the group

by agentlibsux October 6, 2009

Vampires teabag

A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.

So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!

by Valetudo March 26, 2004

three taboos of a ninja

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.

if ur life gets absorbed in the three taboos of a ninja, then you ll be as bad a orichimaru.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

Teabagged

Dropping your genitals on the face of another, usually for comedic effect.

While eating pizza, Aaron got teabagged on the forehead.

by The Holy Diver February 1, 2008

Dildo Teabaggins

Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.

friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?

you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.

by Dicklechips April 8, 2010