Tardip

It is the result of deep throating a person who smokes.

i would like to tardip that chick.

by Kenny Lingis March 27, 2009

Tartie

Fandom pairing of the characters of Glee - Artie and Tina.

I am such a Tartie fan. Tina and Artie just belong together.

by sv.jindra September 25, 2010

Hot-tarded

Incredibly gorgeous, incredibly dumb.

"OMG, that chick over at the ATM is SO hot!"
"Dude, she thinks it's a vending machine"
"Meh, hot-tarded, but hot"

by jjudy April 29, 2009

Reverse TARDIS

Like a reverse cowgirl, except the girl goes up and down making the "VWORP VWORP" noise.

Let's do a reverse TARDIS 'til you forget all about the time war!

by Cammersm June 15, 2011

William Taudien

A method of rating the quality of a hotel mattress by laying on your back and bouncing up and down like a maniac. Ratings are based on how bouncy the bed is and how little noise it makes during the Taudien test. Made famous by world explorer and social media personality William Taudien.

Wow you two were bouncing on that bed

last night like you were pulling a William Taudien!!

by Lladdis May 28, 2021

m'tarded

Short for "mega-retarded", indicating a level of retardation above and beyond all instances previously encountered by the speaker.

"Jesus, you're more m'tarded than I thought!"

by T. Strange July 3, 2003

tardkeeper

a more refined definition from the word creator:
person who cares for mentally handicapped, similar to zookeeper only a zookeeper takes care of animals and a tardkeeper takes care of retards.

Don't feed the retards children. That's the tardkeepers job.

by Casey D-mack creator August 30, 2003