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Toppers constipation

When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.
Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.
by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025
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copper toppers

High velocity bullets that are copper washed and are fired from an assault rifle.
Rick was found dead in the street full of copper toppers.
by Nes_d December 14, 2008
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chest-tapper

a mentally retarted person or someone being thick
You're a right little chest-tapper, you!
by Punk@Heart April 13, 2007
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cam tapper

when you try to make it look like you've been crying to get
some sweat drenching rough sex which usually goes unsuccessfully so you end up tapping yourself.
masturbation is an alternative word for cam tapper.

"stop it nasty cam tapper" said LaLa
"I'll buy you a vibrator for Christmas this year you disgusting slut""Just please STFU and live happily ever after with it""Capiche?"
by accidental creation March 8, 2008
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Chart Toppers

When young adults or teenagers dress trendy and act like they are really cool. Often travel in packs with other chart toppers. They will often mimick clothing that they see on MTV. You may see them shopping at Hot Topic and Abercrombie & Fitch
Damn look at those chart toppers, they sure look stupid.
by Big G 31 April 11, 2008
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fetus tapper

Normally a sexual act performed by an ex boyfriend, preferably when the fetus carrier is pregnant with someone elses child.
He is out being a "fetus tapper" again!
by No Standards July 24, 2009
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Chiefing Tapper

n.) A villain who chiefs the blunt over and over again, until the point of tapping out because they got too high.
AH! Matt kept hogging all the weed in rotation, but stopped smoking because he got to high, hes a chiefing tapper!
by Smoker129 July 24, 2009
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