a censored, inconvenient truth

A skidmark on the drawers of society

have to throw these underwear away. They have a censored, inconvenient truth in them

by wolfbait51 October 30, 2011

truth or dare kiss or swear

Is an more intense version of truth or dare where you have four options thru truth (answer a question), dare (do a dare), kiss (kiss someone) or swear (this is so that you can or can't do something until the end of the game)

Katy "Jessica, truth or dare kiss or swear?"

Jessica "kiss"
Katy "kiss John"
*Jessica and John kiss*
Jessica "Katy truth or dare kiss or swear?"
Katy "swear"
Jessica "promise not to laugh"
Katy "damn"

by DancingCakes August 2, 2019

truth fart

a true statement, accidently uttered in public, that is embarrassing and something everyone in earshot would rather ignore. a faux pas or gaffe.

joe let go a little truth fart when he said jenny was looking forward to her abortion. no one said anything but you could tell by their cringes that everyone smelled it.

by aarrgghh March 24, 2009

Truth

Truth is when theory matches reality. Truth could also be a fact.

You will find out the truth soon

by Datgyal November 25, 2019

Trout trap

During foreplay with a new woman, the lover decides they want to give a tongue beating on the Ol pussy pink meat. It is best practice to first take a dip in the pool with a finger. One can then take a discreet sniff, to test if the parting of the lips has a good scent. If you forget to check the oil before lapping at it like a dog licking a wound, you may get trout trapped. This poor basturd, genitalia engorged with blood, consumed by a madmans lust to gunk up their tongue with a sopping handful of muff. Like a runaway freight train careening towards a disaster, the fragrance slaps them in the face. As if at 2 am, the dance club lights turn on and you realize the person you have been dancing with all night looks like a meth addict, everything is seen clearly. You have been trout trapped. Before you is a hatchet wound burping out its putrid air, a cesspool churning its swill. Aromas of gutted maggot ridden fish bursting open on a 90 degree day, swamp ass where you sharted but have no way to wipe so you have to sit sweating in your filth, and the musky sweet sweat on a 300 pounder. Being a good person, not wanting to embarrass her, you decide to dive in. Working up several shot glasses of saliva you prepare to give her a pussy bath. Even if there are sticky chunks of cottage cheese you gallantly slurp away the filth. 3 days later when pungent scent still remains on your upper lip. Slowly wafting under your nose even after 20 hot showers, you vow never to be trout trapped again.

Sorry I will stand farther away talking to you, I was trout trapped last night and I can't get rid of her between the meat flaps slim coating on my tongue.

by Kissel August 23, 2023

meanie truther

A meanie truther is described as someone who tells the truth but is mistaken as being mean.

nya: he looks like those indian dudes on facebook that keep sending you a dick pic.
raju: why so mean? but your telling the truth tho.
nya: im a meanie truther.

by that one meanie truther April 21, 2019

Clout Trout

Someone who is fishing for clout, particularly online.

"Linda is starting drama by calling them out publicly. She is such a clout trout"

by ruthven78 November 5, 2019