Tool

Someone who lacks a backbone or any intellegence, a tool is completely moronic, and useless!

Guy 1: Dude that chick is smoking!
Guy 2: I KNOW!!!
Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Tool

Someone who screws nuts then bolts.

That tool fucks chicks then takes off right after.

by NickKentucky December 1, 2010

tool

A nice person who gets used by scumbags, cause thats just the way the world is.

Bob: Hey, Jim. Can I get a ride home.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.

by pseudonym135 October 13, 2011

Tool

One who thinks highly of themselves, and possibly the close circle of "friends" they surround themselves with. Also typically used for something such as; a car, money, sex, alcohol, drugs,etc; yet are completely unaware of their tool-like qualities. Find it attractive to wear extremely tight t-shirt whether actual muscular definition is in fact there or not. Find it needed to add unnecessary words and syllables to their flamboyant vocabulary, such as "Dude, dude, dude! check.it.out." On occasion are known to have completely ridiculous tattoos of utterly stupid objects or symbols, that little to no meaning to them or anyone else, in any way shape or form.

Tools:
Nima Zigahmi
Ashkon Firefighter wanna-be with a gay tattoo
We'll get back to you on more. But for now. Be afraid, be very afraid.

by Calls em as I sees em November 14, 2010

Tool

Stacey Essene (Henderson). A Man that does way too many drugs, like coke, ecstasy, ketamine and whatever else he can get his hand on from his "bro". Also known to "be father" by taking trips and gigs and getting a babysitter (first person to say yes) and only live videoing on fb to make it seem like he is a good father.

He tries so hard to get with women. Like... what a fucking tool!

by Hazmat88 November 14, 2019

Tool

A tool is a word that was created for the purpose to insult someone so badly, yet without swearing.
A tool means you are the exact opposite of a hard wear tool because you are useless and sell me in 2k and COD

Arjoon: You are a tool why tf are you selling me and dropping at train station
*Arjoon talking to himself bc he's a tool*: whoopsie daisy I'm sorry

*Someone sells me in 2k* they are a tool
you are nothing but a useless tool

by you_are_a_tool October 5, 2020

Tooling

The act of a person draping their arm over a date or significant other to rest their arm and seemingly show affection. Hand must hang loosely over the shoulder as if the shoulder is purely an arm rest.

Look at that frat boy tooling their date.

by hoferwannabe June 14, 2019