thwark

noun, the God-Weasel

adj, of or pertaining to the God-Weasel Thwark.

verb, being the God-Weasel Thwark while skiing (thwarking)

Oh my god, It's thwark!; He looks just like thwark!; Let's go thwarking!

by Mike February 1, 2004

genital thwarts

Self-defense against a rapist.

Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.

by GreatWhiteMope April 19, 2009

thwap

The sound that occurs when your smashing ya lasses back doors in like a bat out of hell!

i.e. I bent the dirty slut over and 'thwapped' the fucking arse of her, it was thwapping!!!

by John.D September 4, 2006

thwack

A derogatory word, implying someone intentionally masturbating someone else. The word derives from the sound of a penis being slapped.

"Thawck!" - stated by Mr Ben upon seeing his sister go to her room with her boyfriend.

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

thwapt

The sound you make when you pound Lucas' mom.

"Thwapt thwapt thwapt"

by Jon October 22, 2003

thwate

complete pillock

U are an utter thwate

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

thwart

to sneeze and the fart at the same time.

while in the restroom John needed to thwart his brains out.

by Peter_k May 11, 2007