John.D's definitions

pecker snecker

This is a person who has a particurly sharp promonent nose, dresses like a tramp and wears specks! Pecker Sneckers tend to have a paranoid look to them and are always looking and absorbing things everywhere. When looking around their faces look squinted and constantly look as if they are staring directly at the sun! A rumour has it that a true Pecker Snecker is able to peck three pound of bird seed up from the ground with just his/her nose in less than a minute!!

*See a Pecker Snecker* "HA HA HA, look at the shneck on that!! What a fucking dirty Pecker Snecker!"

by John.D September 6, 2006

thwap

The sound that occurs when your smashing ya lasses back doors in like a bat out of hell!

i.e. I bent the dirty slut over and 'thwapped' the fucking arse of her, it was thwapping!!!

by John.D September 4, 2006