The Football Forum

A forum that is overrun with biased fanatics too blind to form an opinion, wind up merchants <WUM's> and General Chat losers who never post anything football related <'The FOOTBALL Forum'>

The hierarchy consists of a motley crew of autocratic admin and moderators. It's best not to engage with such lowlives.

A fairly typical thread on 'The Football Forum' would consist of the following;

Poster 1; Whinge, whinge, whinge, whinge.
Poster 2; Whinge, whinge, whing!
Poster 1; Whinge whing, whinge whinge, whinge, whingee whinge whinge?
Poster 2; Whinge.

by Ray Stubbs December 30, 2007

The Fool on the Hill

Sorry, but the Fool on the Hill is John. Paul is the Walrus. Look at the example. Walrus was a term for someone who was dead. Everyone thought that Paul was dead and someone had plastic surgury to replace him. In the 2nd verse of Glass Onion, they sing that the Walrus was in fact Paul (in fact meaning they thought it was Paul, but no one was really dead) and in the 3rd verse, they sing that the Fool on the Hill is sitting there still, meaning that he is still alive.

(Verse 1):
I told you about the walrus and me-man
You know that we’re as close as can be-man
Well here’s another clue for you all
The walrus was paul.
Standing on the cast iron shore-yeah
Lady madonna trying to make ends meet-yeah
Looking through a glass onion.

(Verse 2)
I told you about the fool on the hill
I tell you man he living there still
Well here’s another place you can be
Listen to me.
Fixing a hole in the ocean
Trying to make a dove-tail joint-yeah
Looking through a glass onion.

by Drew Ward September 5, 2005

boo boo the fool

the embodiment of lorenzo reyes

lorenzo reyes acting like boo boo the fool

by jsjsskks May 7, 2019

mad in the foot

someone so mad they stomp as they walk

Jerome loaded the wrong merchandise, so Enzo was all mad in the foot!!

by Dave1026 July 30, 2007

Hike the Football

v: when one is masturbating on the toilet, once one is about to finish, they stand up, bend over real fast and finish in the toilet, similar to a football player snapping the football

Billy: If you’re that bored, just go hike the football!

Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!

by The Zachilles February 28, 2018

Back to school for the fool

What you say when someone says something ignorant

Vegan 1: Those cow-sperm drinkers disgust me sometimes.
Vegan 2: Back to school for the fool

by frabrizio December 23, 2017

The foop

Full of operational poop- coined by nurses in a hospital setting reffering to other nurses who seem to have information on everything and know everything, seeming to correct doctors and other nurses with a higher level of knowledge then themselfs...

Did you hear what the foop just said to dr. Tims!! She told him that the stitching on te wound was incorrect and he seemed pissed!!

Danny is a real foop whenever someone else has opinion in surgery....

by Dr knowitall November 2, 2010