scooper

A desperate lady who sneakily attempts to scoop up her male partner's ejaculate after he has come (on breasts, into condom, wherever) and insert it into her vaginal opening in an effort to enduce pregnancy.

I was dating Kate for a couple of months but then she started getting really clingy and talking about babies and shit, turns out shes a bit of a scooper!

by Vigie May 30, 2006

Swooped

To have sex with someone with no intention to ever contact them again, unless a second time is available, and to do so with no moral objections.

Dude I totally Swooped that chick last night.

by Teeder October 5, 2009

Sooperman

a queer in tights

matt ramos

by Ninjalo November 28, 2003

Pooper-Scooper

The act of applying feces to one's hand and then performing a "scooping" action to another person's nipple, leaving a fecal residue smear covering the nipple area.

Frederick calmly walked up to Jonathan and swiftly used a Pooper-Scooper move upon Jonathan's right nipple, smearing a smelly fecal coating of poop on Jonathan's nipple.

by cajackel July 10, 2010

pooper scooper

Someone who works at a vet clinic and cleans up all the defecation from the kenneled animals.

I worked at LAHC as a pooper scooper for two years and accidently ate a butt nugget once.

by MrAcuraIntegra August 14, 2003

cum scooper

The skin on the end of some mammalian penii which is used to scoop cum out of a mate's vagina

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

swoopers

a womens breasts , boobs etc.

That blonde has massive SWOOPERS!!!!

by swoopdaddy October 25, 2009