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Pooper-Scooper 

The act of applying feces to one's hand and then performing a "scooping" action to another person's nipple, leaving a fecal residue smear covering the nipple area.
Frederick calmly walked up to Jonathan and swiftly used a Pooper-Scooper move upon Jonathan's right nipple, smearing a smelly fecal coating of poop on Jonathan's nipple.
Pooper-Scooper by cajackel July 10, 2010
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Pooper-Scooper 

1. An amazing invention that is used in the elusive art of poop-gathering

2. The worst type of person, the pooper-scooper is the kind of person that does stuff just to annoy people.
1. I used my pooper-sooper to pick up all this poop!

2. You are a fricking pooper-scooper.
Pooper-Scooper by HydroGenesis March 8, 2022

pooper scooper 

A gay male who enters into a relationship with another gay male solely for monetary gain; A gay gold digger.
Do you think Barney Frank's boy toy is in it for his looks? Of course not. He's a pooper scooper.
pooper scooper by Dub Dub Lifer November 27, 2010

Pooper Scooper 

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.
“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”

Pooper Scooper 

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.
“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”

pooper scooper 

A device similar to a dustpan or miniature shovel, used to pick up dog droppings during a dogwalk. A long attached handle relieves the operator from having to bend over. Usually a spring-activated flap (controlled by a squeezegrip at the top of the handle) is manually opened and closed on the leading edge of the blade during the catch, preventing the poop from rolling out. Use of the pooper scooper is considered good etiquette, and with a bit of practice resembles a golf putt or croquet strike.
I'm totally into using the pooper scooper when walking Smokey. It's like he never took a dump!
pooper scooper by Nick Estes April 9, 2006

Pooper Scooper 

A sex act in which a girl takes a shit on a man's dick. Then the man uses his penis to scoop the poop into a condom (bag for dog shit) then he places the filled condom in the girl's ass (the trash can).
You would not believe how messy the pooper scooper was when I was with Yolanda last night. She left that shit in her ass until after I left.
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