Stertsik

A term that has just recently begun popping up in culture catching on quickly with two definitions:

1. A person who is considered a jerk, or douche bag. ("He's a damn stertsik.")
2. Adjective for not cool. Even to items. ("That hat's pretty stertsik")

"He's a damn stertsik."
"That hat's pretty stertsik."

by Chris (H) August 4, 2009

Smert

When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.

Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.

Us (later) : smert

by Bag of doughnuts June 3, 2019

phet sweat

the uncontrollable constant sweat that occors whilst one is off their tits on speed

mush, you've got a bad example of phet sweat, you need to take a shower as your gonna stink!

by wilson429 December 22, 2008

Nap Sweat

The indescribable (post-nap) feeling like one has just completed physical exercise, even though they were sleeping the whole time. It is unclear how or why they sweat when they sleep, just that they wake up slightly dirtier than before they went to bed. Usually accompanied by a foul odor similar to urine.

Characterized by heightened heart-rate, fear, the need to shower, and possible alienation from their friends.

"Damn bro, Jim looks like she just went to the gym but she's in her pajamas. I think she's got Nap Sweat"

"Did Alvin just pull a nightfap or does he have some mean Nap Sweat going on?"

by RatchetRach April 12, 2013

clam sweat

/klam//swet/
Noun

-moisture exuded through the cervical glands of the vagina, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to extreme laziness, often described as a fetid or putrid smell, similar to expired seafood

Kevin is clam sweat.

by otterpop June 12, 2013

sweat rice

noun
A ritually prepared meal of rice intended to trap (tie) a man in a romantic relationship. Women prepare the meal by cooking rice and squatting over the steaming pot allowing the mix of condensation and bodily juices to "sweat" into the rice.

As she squatted over the cauldron, the heat was just right to bring out all the flavor for some -extra sweaty- sweat rice.

by b blues December 13, 2009

ball-sweat

The sweat produced by your scrotum that posesses its own unique and tangy scent.

"Dude, I jerked off in the sauna, and now my hands are covered in ball-sweat!"

by Allah February 2, 2005