Ego Stroking

The act of masturbating to ones own image

"What a narcissist. I heard his little brother caught him ego stroking!"

by Cody Persun March 22, 2009

short stroking

Stroking a small penis.

Dane was humiliated after he was caught short stroking in public.

by AGTheRanter November 9, 2013

channel stroking

When you are stroking your mans member while he is surfing thru cable channels

I was Channel Stroking my guy while he was searching cable for something to watch.

by Dinker2011 October 15, 2017

Beef Stroking Cock Fungus

A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.

Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???

Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!

by Pinkfuzzzybunny August 16, 2006

Just keep stroking, just keep stroking...

Similar to the "Just keep swimming" mantra from Finding Nemo, except this applies to.. you guessed it, the caressing of the male organ.

"Just keep stroking, just keep stroking..." is nice to remember when you're in a rut and can't get any.

by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011

the stroking leaves

Best frickin band ever!u dont need to be able 2 play any musical instruments, you just gotta feel the leaves. T

Were cool we can play the leaves! wow o look scotts not because hes listening to his week n weekend bands! haha leaves are cool... sundays not!

by SlAp Me Im NiCoLe! February 26, 2004

the stroking leaves

The worst damn band ever. A mix between The Strokes and Leaves, 'the stroking leaves'. Horrible music and none of the members can even play instruments. TBS, Brand New, and Thursday rule, not the stroking leaves.

Yea these random people decided to make up some band called the stroking leaves, but noones ever heard of them.

by sob January 23, 2004