Toad strangler

A rainstorm so severe that even toads and other amphibious animals would likely drown

It’s supposed to rain today, looks like it’ll be a toad strangler.

by Jester mess March 20, 2022

im finna strangle my shit

Another way to say "i am going to go masturbate", this phrase is used by the male gender

in a series of texts messages it would go like this:

Yo bro wyd?

Im finna strangle my shit

oh shit lmao ttyl

by The Book Of Myron December 11, 2020

strangling the wildebeest

Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.

"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."

by Neologizer July 16, 2014

willy stranglers

Items of clothing that "strangle" your willy. Particularly Y-fronts and tight swimming speedo's.

"eurgh he's wearing willy stranglers"

by jimbobthedon May 16, 2008

cock strangle

noun: a tedious ordeal; something painful or difficult; an extremely annoying experience

also can be used to refer to a person who exhibits such characteristics, although "cock strangler" may be more appropriate.

"Dude, that test was a fucking cock strangle"
"ugh, trying to get her to hang out is a cock strangle"
"You damn cock strangle(r)!!!!

by Big Poppa Clem June 27, 2017

Carolina Cock Strangle

When a girl lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed, then you choke her while fornicating her throat.

I saw your mom last night, and gave her the old Carolina Cock Strangle.

by Raperist September 25, 2014

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008