Stress Shitting

When someone is stressed to the point that they frequently have to shit. This may also compromise the "integrity" of said shit.

"Are you guys excited for the performance tonight?"
"Yeah I am, but Steve has been stress shitting all morning."

by TwerkItHard May 14, 2014

air shitting

Poofing out dung particles airborne. No bueno etiquette. Otherwise known as farting or ass smoke.

Stop air shitting in my car bro. I'm calling Obama.

by munko July 14, 2014

fake shitting

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.

by River rat man April 25, 2017

Tamp sitting

When a convicted paedophile, who is to weak for jail and decides to turn informant for early release, is hidden away in a house with undercover police babysitting him for his protection.

Did ya hear those cunts are tamp sitting Darron.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

Schlong shitting

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.

Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man

by Schlongass April 29, 2021

Fucking and shitting

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.

If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018

Is anybody sitting here?

A question asked not because the the person asking the question is actually wondering if someone is sitting "here", but more likely asked because the person wants to start a conversation with the person sitting next to the seat in question.

Dougy: "Is anybody sitting here?"

Girl sitting in class: "No..."

Dougy: "So whats up?"

Girl: *makes a strange look and moves away*

Dougy: "Dude whats her problem, she probably thought I was trying to hit on her or something...bahaha"

by Robert McSanchez February 18, 2011